I had about 16 strokes reading this, so now you all have to suffer as well (not my picture)

"scoob" (scoobsti) 11/11/2018 at 22:31 • Filed to: None

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > scoob 11/11/2018 at 22:34

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lol. That last text.  You must have been selling to a Jalopnik commenter.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob 11/11/2018 at 22:34

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What the fuck? 

AestheticsInMotion > scoob 11/11/2018 at 22:37

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I also dealt with irritating buyers today. Not that bad tho

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > scoob 11/11/2018 at 22:37

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If I read that again, I will go fully bald.

vicali > scoob 11/11/2018 at 22:40

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Should’ve told him you know what you have.,

HammerheadFistpunch > scoob 11/11/2018 at 22:40

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that was...special.  This is why I never out my actual number, just my google voice one.

Stephenson Valve Gear > scoob 11/11/2018 at 22:41

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Why did I read this?  I just had a sympathy stroke...

WilliamsSW > scoob 11/11/2018 at 22:41

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That dude doesn’t know how car loans work.

Or how negotiating works.

Or how text messaging works.

Or how being human works for that matter.

He needs to be euthanized and if that kid is a blood relative it’s probably a waste for him to go to college anyways. 

scoob > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/11/2018 at 22:44

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Not my picture, but you’re not wrong.

Brickman > AestheticsInMotion 11/11/2018 at 22:47

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Well, thats awesome that you still have the seat :P

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > scoob 11/11/2018 at 22:51

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I literally just lost 50% of my intelligence . I would have said fuck off like 5 texts before that.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 11/11/2018 at 22:52

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Give this man a discount

TheRealBicycleBuck > scoob 11/11/2018 at 22:59

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“ But how will my son get to school!”

Plenty left over for a rack and some bags or maybe a trailer.

Gerry197 > scoob 11/11/2018 at 23:15

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Could be a troll, at least I hope he/she is.    

Berang > scoob 11/11/2018 at 23:45

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His “son”? His son must be -8.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/12/2018 at 00:37

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Or... school bus!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > scoob 11/12/2018 at 06:16

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I didn’t have 16 strokes. But I did have 6 grins , 5 giggles, 2 grimaces, 2 laugh out loud moments and 1 donation to the swear jar...

You were very polite. The 'Geez I was driving' text would (if I can had written it) been more like 'F-bomb off, C-bomb'. But then I am Australian...

Tekamul > scoob 11/12/2018 at 06:45

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Simple solution. Take the 2000, give none of it to the bank, let them know where to pick up the truck for repossession and auction . If they get more than 1800 for it, he comes out ahead!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > scoob 11/12/2018 at 07:47

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The seller gave the guy way more attention than I would have.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW 11/12/2018 at 07:48

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Harsh.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/12/2018 at 07:48

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I wouldn’t have lowered my personal standards by using an F-bomb. I might have sent him a photo of a giant turd, though.

Cash Rewards > AestheticsInMotion 11/12/2018 at 08:38

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Is it a Miata seat by any chance?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > scoob 11/12/2018 at 09:55

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That’s hilarious. 

CaptDale - is secretly British > AestheticsInMotion 11/12/2018 at 13:18

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I will text you again in 2 weeks to ask the same thing again.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/12/2018 at 15:17

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But fair.